"Was it room temperature or cold?"
"I uh... room temperature? I just grabbed it from the box and headed out the door."
Apparently this is BAD. Not being economical by providing your own drinks, but chugging warm soda. Soda de-gassifies quicker at room temperature, and all the gas racing around my stomach/esophagus freaks my body out. So it causes esophageal spasms, random clenching of my esophagus - thus explaining the chest tightening and inability to swallow. Good to know. (Please don't try this at home - my chest still hurts from this morning.)
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| from medillustrationstudio.com That's what the spasm would look like if you cut me open, which was probably one of the top five things on the creeper janitor's mind. Yuck. |
As for the face-swelling fiasco, he said when I come home for dear brother's graduation, he'll feed me an avocado and see what happens. Cheers?
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